1. Sweet but you don’t want to mess with me.

“Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane”


2. You won’t find it as amusing.

“Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny” 


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3. Try and cross me. Haha that’ll be fun.

“Sweet as sugar. Cold as ice. Hurt me once, I’ll break you twice”


4. Handful simply means a lot of great qualities all in one.

“I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands” 


5. Yeah, why?

“Why chase you when I’m the catch”


6. Diva fabulous.

“Too glam to give a d–n”


7. I’m refined and too expensive for you anyway.

“It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste”


8. My love is to die for.

“My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer”


9. Don’t mess with a short girl.

“5’2 but my attitude 6’1”


10. Kings are irrelevant.

“What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful”


11. And it’s so much fun to do.

“I do a thing called what I want”


12. Upgraded.

“You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now” 


13. What’s the return policy?

“Cancel my subscription because I am done with your issues”


14. They will never know what hit them.

“Kill them with success and bury them with a smile”


15. I don’t see one, do you?

“If I was meant to be controlled I would have come with a remote”


16. Too pricey for you.

“Are you free tomorrow? No, I’m expensive”


17.  The truth is the truth.

“I’m not mean, I’m brutally honest. It’s not my fault truth hurts. Here’s a band-aid”


18. A Queen is never early.

“They say good things take time… that’s why I’m always late” 


19. Like maybe two minutes.

“You don’t like me? That’s a shame. I’ll need a few minutes to recover from the tragedy”


20. They look good on me.

“Out of the way world. I’ve got my sassy pants on today” 


21. Fierce.

“Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together” – Liz Taylor


22. I will rise always.

“Throw me to the wolves and I’ll come back leading the pack” 


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23. The perfect combination.

“Not all girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. I’m made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine”


24. Cause they are stylin’.

“If I ever let my head down it will be just to admire my shoes”


25. Someone has to lead.

“I’m not bossy, I have leadership skills”


26. Yup that’s me.

“Focused. Intelligent. Motivated. Oh, and cute”


27. Whoever said fries were for sharing…

“There’s no ‘we’ in fries”


28. No one can bring me down.

“Do your squats, eat your vegetables, wear red lipstick, and don’t let boys be mean to you”


29. Sparkle sparkle.

“Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins” 


30. Huh. So guess I don’t care.

“This is my cup of care. Oh look, it’s empty”


31. So where is that pizza btw?

“The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for pizza”


32. Because you’re royalty.

“Chin up princess or the crown slips”


33. Never afraid to stand out.

“Be a stiletto in a room of flats”


34. Yaaasss.

“Be savage, not average”


35. Just try me.

“If you treat me like an option, I’ll leave you like a choice”


36. Not afraid of anything.

“I keep it real cause I’m not afraid to make enemies”


37. Give me the green.

“I want a bf :/ and by bf I mean a Benjamin Franklin as in a hunnit dolla bill boy bye” 


38. Game on.

“I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach” 


39. Just sayin’.

“People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act”


40. Guess I’m famous.

“People talk about me behind my back and I just sit here like ‘D–n. I got myself a fan club'”


41. Sizzlin’.

“I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter and too hot for you”


42. We could go back to that.

“Please don’t ever think that I need you in my life… cause at one point we didn’t know each other and I was doing just fine” 


43.  Snip snip.

“If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors” 


44. Cause I’m a boss

“Even on my worst day I’m killing it”


45. True though.

“Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody”


46. Oh well.

“You don’t deserve my tears. I guess that’s why they ain’t there”- Beyonce 


47. Every last one.

“Life is short. Make every hair flip count”


48. And I through hard. Really hard..

“An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough” 


49. Try me.

“Underestimate me. That’ll be fun”


50. Always.

“Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad a–y” 

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